The Razzie Award Nominations
These awards are truly the only ones that usually get it right with their nominees. I hope “Little Man” sweeps these awards, it was a vile piece of work. I think these categores are hilarious and agree with every nominee. Actually, I enjoyed “Lady In The Water” a whole lot and think it is vastly under rated.
Worst Picture:
“Basic Instinct 2″
“Bloodrayne”
“Lady In The Water”
“Little Man”
“Wicker Man”
Worst Actor:
Tim Allen — “The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause,” “The Shaggy Dog” and “Zoom”
Nicolas Cage — “Wicker Man”
Larry The Cable Guy (Dan Whitney) — “Larry The Cable Guy: Health Inspector”
Rob Schneider — “The Benchwarmers” and “Little Man”
Marlon Wayans & Shawn Wayans — “Little Man”
Worst Actress:
Hilary Duff & Haylie Duff — “Material Girls”
Lindsay Lohan — “Just My Luck”
Kristanna Loken — “Bloodrayne”
Jessica Simpson — “Employee Of The Month”
Sharon Stone — “Basic Instincts 2″
Worst Supporting Actor:
Danny DeVito — “Deck The Halls”
Ben Kingsley — “Bloodrayne”
M. Night Shyamalan — “Lady In The Water”
Martin Short — “Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause”
David Thewlis — “Basic Instinct 2″ and “The Omen”
Worst Supporting Actress:
Kate Bosworth — “Superman Returns”
Kristin Chenoweth — “Deck The Halls,” “Pink Panther” and “RV”
Carmen Electra — “Date Movie” and “Scary Movie 4″
Jenny McCarthy — “John Tucker Must Die”
Michelle Rodriguez — “Bloodrayne”
Worst Screen Couple:
Tim Allen & Martin Short — “Santa Clause 3″
Nicolas Cage & His Bear Suit — “Wicker Man”
Hilary & Haylie Duff — “Material Girls”
Sharon Stone’s Lop-Sided Breasts — “Basic Instinct 2″
Shawn Wayans & EITHER Kerry Washington OR Marlon Wayans — “Little Man”
Worst Remake or Rip-Off:
“Little Man”
“Pink Panther”
“Poseidon”
“The Shaggy Dog Story”
“Wicker Man”
Worst Prequel or Sequel:
“Basic Instinct 2″
“Big Momma’s House 2″
“Garfield 2: A Tail Of Two Kitties”
“Santa Clause 3″
“Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning”
Worst Director:
Uwe Boll — “Bloodrayne”
Michael Caton-Jones — “Basic Instinct 2″
Ron Howard — “The Da Vinci Code”
M. Night Shyamalan — “Lady In The Water”
Keenen Ivory Wayans — “Little Man”
Worst Screenplay:
“Basic Instinct 2″
“Bloodrayne”
“Lady In The Water”
“Little Man”
“Wicker Man”
Worst Excuse for Family Entertainment:
“Deck The Halls”
“Garfield 2: A Tail Of Two Kitties”
“RV”
“Santa Clause 3″
“The Shaggy Dog”



January 29th, 2007 at 2:13 pm
You’re so right. They’re spot on for everything, except Lady in the Water. That movie was the right combination of child-like fantasy, suspense and beautiful story weaving. It’s completely underrated. Well … maybe I’ll give them the ‘Worst Support Actor’ - I have to admit I rolled my eyes a couple of times that M. Night choose to expand his signature cameo into a pivotal role. hmmmmm
February 1st, 2007 at 10:01 am
Little Man… Little CREEPY. Since when was it funny to insinuate that an adoptive mother was phucked by an infant? That’s really *really* not funny. Oh yeah, attempted head from your mom while she’s changing your diaper’s not funny either.